Blind dating memorable quotes

That's right, I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment – with two other guys – and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile. Monica: Well, that was weird, you were loud and I was fast.

Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left? Monica: What kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer? Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. Joey: You can't have S-E-X when you're takin' care of the B-A-B-I-E!

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James Keach's romantic comedy Blind Dating concerns a 22-year old blind man named Danny (Chris Pine).

- Julia Roberts Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay? It's being able to eat anything without getting fat. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease. O'Rourke There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property.

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't.".

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so".

Monica: You better hope that we're preganant, 'cause one way or another we're giving a baby back to Rachel! Although a series of dates goes very wrong in a number of ways, Danny eventually meets a nurse (Anjali Jay), who agrees to go out with him, although her Indian family may prove a greater hindrance to their happiness than his medical condition.Joey: All of my feeling from before are totally over, okay. Ross: I'm disappointed, but it's not like, uh, it's a divorce. Ami Bera In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.Veronica Roth An important part of dating is communicating.

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